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Play it Again, SPAM: Music to Delete SPAM By

Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Guess what I'm having for breakfast this morning. A delicious SPAM omelette. I have 2063 messages in my SPAM folder (two weeks worth of SPAM), so I am trying to quickly blast through and see if any messages from any non-Viagra-pushers have landed in there by mistake. To make the process less painful, I have created the following playlist of songs to delete SPAM by:

Excuses -- Alanis Morissette (Could there be a reason why I'm deleting SPAM instead of doing something more productive?)

Fall for Everything -- Jeremy Fisher (Do people actually believe the claims in these email come-ons? I mean COME ON!)

Out is Through -- Alanis Morissette (There's only way to get rid of this SPAM, dammit.)

Takin' Care of Business -- Bachman Turner Overdrive (Deleting SPAM must be part of what BTO is talking about when they sing about the self-employed "doing nothing all day." Maybe they want to come over here and delete SPAM, too.)

If Looks Could Kill -- Heart (My non-love letter to the SPAM Kings.)

Another One Bites the Dust -- Queen (The feeling of satisfaction I get as each piece of SPAM gets devoured by the delete key.)

Asylum -- Supertramp (Where I could end up if it takes much longer to get through this SPAM.)

Coming Around Again by Carly Simon (But wait! There will be more SPAM the moment I check my in-box!)

Have I missed your favorite SPAM-deleting tune?

| posted by Ann D @ 12:33 PM