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Malaysian Idol, I presume?

Sunday, October 02, 2005
The Associated Press reports that the Malaysian government is holding a lullaby contest for wives.

"This is important," said one government official. "A husband returns home tired and when the wife sings to him, he can sleep soundly. When he awakes, he is a happy man and this will help build a great relationship between husband and wife."

The contest rules state that contestants must dress decently (no hiring Britney as a wardrobe consultant) and that they must confine themselves to songs that are suitable for a family audience (no crooning Barry White tunes).

| posted by Ann D @ 1:08 PM